Sydney mum risks possibility of third son
Is there anything riskier than a third pregnancy that may result in a third son? Anything!? I can’t think of one. A friend of mine is pregnant for the third time (and when I say “friend” I mean my...
View ArticleSydney mum risks possibility of third son – Part 2
Part One of this story has been read more than 120,000 times. I have no idea what made it so popular (I’ve written much better stuff people!). I can only assume there are thousands of mums and dads...
View ArticleThe first 12 weeks…
The worst part of the first trimester is that you’re not supposed to tell anyone. So you suffer in silence and everyone just assumes you’ve morphed into a chubby, moody, greasy, acne-ridden bitch...
View ArticleMummy’s pregnant!
I was feeling a bit smug about my plan to tell my son a big secret. I’m normally more of a blurt-it-out type, but lately I’ve been channeling a much more mindful and profound parent than I really am....
View ArticlePigeon pair producer
Apparently I’ve reached the pinnacle of reproduction. I might need to get some business cards made up or something. Maybe produce a line of t-shirts. I definitely need to advertise my skills in some...
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